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chasingtrophywhitetails:

loveisshadyloveistragic:

I give pretty great relationship advice for someone who’s single as fuck and cant hold a lasting relationship worth a shit.

Same
We looked at each other a little too long to be ‘just friends’.
'Just Friends' - sh-ocking (via perfect)
championpussyeater:

Worst shot you ca ever take…

championpussyeater:

Worst shot you ca ever take…

I’ve found out why people laugh. They laugh because it hurts so much… because it’s the only thing that’ll make it stop hurting.
cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.


The comment.

cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

The comment.

The Buddhists say if you meet somebody and your heart pounds, your hands shake, your knees go weak, that’s not the one. When you meet your ‘soul mate’ you’ll feel calm. No anxiety, no agitation.
Monica Drake - Clown Girl  (via perfect)

I think, at this point in our world, we’ve got a really confused idea of the way that gender and sexuality work and we’ve created this really superfluous binary in the way we think about gender. I guess I identify as queer because I don’t identify with that. [x]

Helloooo

krook:

innocent looking girls that are secretly kinky as fuck are girls worth living for

We are tho

Beautiful

Beautiful

As I kissed her the heat of her body increased, and it exhaled a wild, untamed fragrance.
Gabriel Garcí­a Márquez, Memories of My Melancholy Whores (via wordsnquotes)